Tidbits

Cairns is a funny little place. Admission for entry seems to be: flipflops, sunglasses, t-shirts (optional) and tattos, but no one goes to the beach. And there's good reason for it.

Apparently being 150 feet underwater surrounded by sharks is much safer than playing chicken with a croc off the shoreline.

This faux-beach town also has a few other quirks with the most noticeable being the high number of mental health facilities. These "service centers" are the Starbucks of Cairns.

 Perhaps I should start a franchise of McDepressions.